Junk Mail...

Gotta love the constant stream of junk mail that goes to my Yahoo account. Most of them are from some Third World country writing to me to tell me that I can have like 8 bizillion dollars by first donating about 10 grand to some, presumably, untraceable bank account in Abu Dhabi. They're usually from some rich dude's widow...rich dude's are dying left and right over there apparently.

The other one's I get are the best. Seems that I've got to be the luckiest man in the world. See, not only have I won the National Lottery in merry ol' England like 4 times in the last week, but I've done it without every buying a single ticket! Man, if only the lotteries in this country were as easy to hit...no, scratch that...if only Yahoo's junk mail filter could actually filter out junk mail...my God...