The Ever Thinkening Plot...

July 26, 2005...I came home from work to find out the lowlife realtor was in my apartment AGAIN without my permission.

July 27, 2005...contacted the RI State Attorney General's Office. I filed a complaint, got confirmation that, indeed, Mr. Pig Vomit needs to give me 2 days notice before coming in my apartment. Following that phone call, I was transferred over to the RI Real Estate Commission. They weren't able to give me quite the help I wanted, but after pleading my case, the woman suggested that I "call a lawyer to tell this guy to knock his shit off, or you'll sue him." God, I love this state!!! So, I did just that. I contacted a lawyer who told me that there was a breach on contract. If they refuse to give me notice, then I can seek injunctive relief. I then proceeded to send Mr. Pig Vomit the following e-mail:

It has come to my attention that you have brought prospective buyers through my apartment at 35 Huxley Ave. over the past 2 days without my knowledge. This action is 100% illegal and in violation of the Tenant-Landlord Laws. I have already filed a complaint with the RI Attorney General's Office, who confirmed that you are legally required to give 2 days advance notice to the tenant. In addition to this, I have contacted the Real Estate Commission and a lawyer. The lawyer concluded that there was a breach of contract, and if you continue to fail to give appropriate notice, then I am able to seek injunctive relief. If your unethical and illegal actions continue, I WILL seek legal ramifications.

I'm leaving tomorrow morning for Errol, NH and won't be home again until Sunday. I've already asked my neighbors to speak for me while I'm gone and to NOT allow Mr. Pig Vomit in my apartment unless 2 days notice is given. I hope he screws up again...the gloves are off, the law is on my side, my clips are fully loaded, and both barrels are ready to open fire...full auto!!!